Thursday, November 6, 2008

MALAYS, MONEY & MALAISE # Md x 2 + Taib = ? (ANSWER : Millions of Dollars) That's How Thick He Is.

Yet another article in our daily STAR newspaper which is also a thick paper (possibly the thickest of all "thickoes") - value for money when you recycle only. Otherwise its just a thick newspaper with thicker contents of thick-heads and egg-heads. - BAD NEWS!

Mat Taib says Ummm...no men warned not to nominate him
KUALA LUMPUR: Umno information chief Tan Sri Muhammad Muhammad Taib claims there are attempts by certain people to intimidate party members who wanted to nominate him for the deputy president’s post.

“I received information that party members who wanted to nominate several aspiring candidates, including myself, have been threatened and their nominations blocked."
For further reading please click here.
It's a known fact that he is the same guy who was caught smuggling cash out of Australia. Even hopping mad kangaroo could have done better.
NOW MAY I ASK... without your permission,
"How thick is your skin?"....,
I really need to know,
Cause we're living is a world of fools,...
Breaking us down,
When they all should let us be,
Living lives with integrity...
How deep is your love ....? for this country... and its people?
Being so thick skin ... and thicker headed,
... surely your love is just for MONEY
... and you see human capital
... as just a bunch of Money Plants $$$
****** as if ******
Brainless like you ... Heartless like all your goons... and surely grrreeeedy .... as a pig.
HYPOCRITE, ... LIAR, ... INFIDEL to your own professed religion.
You are not worthy for anything in heaven or on earth. Crawl into your hole and die!
This is your MALAISE.
Let me define "Malaise" for you (from Collins COBUILD Dictionary:
1. Malaise is a state in which there is something wrong with a society or group, for which there does not seem to be a quick or easy solution.
This is Barisan Nasional-UMNO.
2. Malaise is a state in which people feel dissatisfied or unhappy but feel unable to change, usually because they do know what is wrong.
This is UMNO-Barisan Nasional.
What you've said surely just made known and defined the malaise that plague the UMNO which is now to be United Malaise National Organisation. Your Malays have awaken to your Malaise and thus rejected you. ... Thicko!!!
The TRUE Malays will reject any Malaise when they awaken and put a finger to your holier than thou presumption - as if you are worthy.
Mat Taib should be "Mad Tahi" from now on....... Mad persons should go to Tanjung Rambutan.
It amazing that there is so much SHIT and the asshole still presumes he's sweet.
Do us a favour:
1. Revive Tanjung Rambutan for people like you ....if prison is too good, and you said you are not proficient in English. Perhaps a 4-letter word or even 7-letters in your own lingo, you can comprehend or "faham" - JAIL or penjara, whichever.
Better still, don't waste tax payer's money.
2. Pass a Statutory Act:
Death sentence to all corrupt politicians - WITHOUT TRIAL, without appeal, and irrevocable.
(Japanese will commit suicide - "hara kiri". You can call it "hara kanan" and be the No. 1 in Bolehland to do all Malaysians a favour. All who did not nominate you will rejoice and say "hoorah kanan" at your graveside to ensure that you did not pull-a-fast-one.)
Kamunting is for the honest, best and true Malaysian wherein you and your kind hope to reform THEM to be ... thieves, ... smugglers, ...killers, ....murderers, ...perverts, ... etc.... like you and your goons.
You name it: MALAYSIA BOLEH.
Apa, apa Pun Boleh atau Tun Boleh.
Only graduates and brainy people go there, ... as Guests of UMNO.
3. I.S.A. ... SHOULD ONLY BE APPLIED TO POLITICIANS ... YOU AND YOUR KIND, with a difference, .... not jail indefinitely, but DEFINITELY, banished from existence by disposal in an incinerator, not incarcerated or castrated! Another of your kind committeded Statutory Rape ... remember? Someone else representing justice took the rap. This is MALAYSIA. .... NEGARAKU-KU indeed!
In the spectrum of vice, you are yellow, ... an insult even to a chicken.
Children will say "yellow, yellow dirty fellow".
Your very presence is despicable. When will you be found to be a paedophile? Perhaps you'll ask, What File? ... or which File? We shall say pee on your file.
Get it thick head? The love of money is the root of all evil.
NO GOOD CAN EVER COME OUT FROM YOU.
NO EVIL IS TOO FAR FROM YOU... because its within you.
If you truly wish to serve this Nation, go to jail voluntarily.
Make a good confession.
See the good it has done for Anwar Ibrahim. It at least reformed him. His "Reformasi" is a self-fulfilling prophesy. Thanks TDM. This is the way you discipled your successor/s. TDM too should go to jail/ISA for a refresher course - REMEMBER...? : Leadership by example? You were their No.1 man and you put no.2 to prison.
Good Job, HYPOCRITE OF hypocrites.
No thanks TDM for letting this thick skin "Mad Tahi" seeking resurrection in his dead-end asshole with constipation.
Surely this is damNation to the Nation...
NEGARA KU gone Cuckoo!
Q.E.D. Negara kuku is a dirge for your kind.
Dirty ... DIRTY..... VERY DIRTY SHAMELESS POLITICS.

WHO ASPIRES TO BE A PM .... ?

This was in the STAR newspaper this day .....

Thursday November 6, 2008

Abdullah: ‘Anyone can be PM
PUTRAJAYA: It is possible for anyone from a minority group to be a nation’s leader, even in Malaysia, says Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi.

For further reading please click here.

Who wants to be a millionaire? Obviously ... who does not want to be a millionaire? Its a pointless question.

NOW ... WHOEVER WANTS TO BE A PM?
If being a PM means ...
... sleeping on your job, .... its easy;

... bodging up the economy and then pass the buck to a killer ... its simple;
... telling lies and cooking up a witch's brew ... that's bewitching;
... its an ambition and a concoction all politicians have;
... becoming No. 1 by default, ... its nothing to brag about ... its easier than easy.
Just sit on it and keep saying there is a lot I have to do. Soon you'll be noticed and become a PM. Don't give up the easy street, even if you are told to get off, and soon you'll be seen as a PM which even your mother will be shamed that she has a "son of bitch" who makes a bitch of her.
PM = Puki Mak or perhaps PUKE MAK.
PUKE: A person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible
MAK: A terrorist organization founded by Osama bin Laden in the 1980s to provide money and recruit fighters around the world; enlisted and transported thousands of men to Afghanistan to fight the Russians; a split in the group led bin Laden and the extremist faction of MAK to form al-Qaeda
50 reasons why Anwar cannot be the PM. He is not qualified to be P*%$ M#$. He's just the BogeyMan of the PM, haunting him with prophesies of takeovers by crossovers.

Of course anyone can be a PM,... except Anwar.
But who wants to be the Son-of-a-Bitch, make his/her mother a bitch, or bring shame to his/her mother? Mothers don't become bitches when they give birth to daughters. Interestingly, there seems to be no "daughters-of-a-bitch".

Just a simple test!

Now if the PM is a female, she can't be the SON-of-a-bitch unless she is a "PONDAN".
Just think for a moment, if we have a P = "Pondan" as a PM what would "M" stand for? Well "M" is "M". Now don't assume I am referring to Anwar in this regard. Its not proven, mere conjectures and he has refuted. If he is a "pondan" which the last PM painted him to be, then this PM wants to restore the failed proposition.

Have a go:-
1. M = Money.
2. M = Mahathir
3. M = MacDonalds
4. M = Monkey
5. M = Minister


Pick an answer in this objective question.
If you pick right you shall be the next PM.
How easy! Just a Simple strain on your brain to be the next PM. Perhaps the PM needs no brain, only a refrain:
(a refrain is a short part of a song, which is repeated many times ....or a comment or saying that people often repeat.... SUCH AS THERE IS STILL A LOT I NEED TO DO.) such as recycling "PONDAN", such as "work with me".

Make me laugh, .... be a PM. You will be the laughing stock to the NationS, judging by the way the present clown is dancing, singing or cajoling. Putting on his make- up will be the the joke of the Century.

If you think none of the above is the answer do not feel compelled to pick. If you do you shall be in Mission Impossible. It shall be self-destruct in 5 seconds. Then you shall be the next PM = Post Mortem.

However, if you do not pick an answer you cannot be the PM.
A PM needs to take a decision and have an answer in all circumstances and all situations, even if it be self-destruct.
A wrong answer is better than no answer.
A no answer is already an answer in the negative.
A deferred answer is a side-step.
Answering your own denial is a "flip-flop".

Of course anyone can be the PM. Full Stop. Whether minority group of whatever grouping. So long as you can flip-flop.

Bosses say "Go..."
Leaders say "Let's Go...."
God says "Let Go...."

Prime Minister says nothing ... its just my e....Go.
PM is an acronym for four letter words in Bolehland. All aspiring PM's are Puki maks. There you are.... double 4-letter words for PM. Perdana Menteri is just too clumsy to say and provides no clue of any sort as to what the damn Puki Mak is up to except he will make all Maks Puke, .... which now has become MP.

A flip-flop PM = MP

Now let's P.... eeee

What does P stand for?
....... To be continued in the rest room......! I need a pee. Yes, ... Pee Em. The PM does not give a shit how we fart. These 4-letter words are not foul words. These are the very character of all Politicians with Power. Power indeed corrupts. Corrupted things pong and become shit. The very food you pay for becomes shit which you again have to pay for in accordance to the laws of these corrupt cronies who will also charge you even for shit.
So who wants to be a PM? Every body in Bolehland is a PM = Pass Motion. After you have passed the buck you will quickly pass motion and make a disappearance, faster than David Copperfield.
The post of the Health Minister is always Chinese. Chinese eat shit and excrete food. That's efficiency, that's recycle. Chinese for PM? Chinese will carry all the shit for the Malay and very skilfully transform these to marketable fertiliser. So if anyone is jealous of the Chinese, don't be, unless you are prepared to be the beast of burden to carry the shit for the Prince of the Soil. Make him PM and who will carry shit for the shithead.
The Malays have yet to arrive at this recycling skill. This endangered specie has endangered itself by lording over others. Now the PM wants to pass the buck when the going gets rough.