Thursday, November 6, 2008

WHO ASPIRES TO BE A PM .... ?

This was in the STAR newspaper this day .....

Thursday November 6, 2008

Abdullah: ‘Anyone can be PM
PUTRAJAYA: It is possible for anyone from a minority group to be a nation’s leader, even in Malaysia, says Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi.

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Who wants to be a millionaire? Obviously ... who does not want to be a millionaire? Its a pointless question.

NOW ... WHOEVER WANTS TO BE A PM?
If being a PM means ...
... sleeping on your job, .... its easy;

... bodging up the economy and then pass the buck to a killer ... its simple;
... telling lies and cooking up a witch's brew ... that's bewitching;
... its an ambition and a concoction all politicians have;
... becoming No. 1 by default, ... its nothing to brag about ... its easier than easy.
Just sit on it and keep saying there is a lot I have to do. Soon you'll be noticed and become a PM. Don't give up the easy street, even if you are told to get off, and soon you'll be seen as a PM which even your mother will be shamed that she has a "son of bitch" who makes a bitch of her.
PM = Puki Mak or perhaps PUKE MAK.
PUKE: A person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible
MAK: A terrorist organization founded by Osama bin Laden in the 1980s to provide money and recruit fighters around the world; enlisted and transported thousands of men to Afghanistan to fight the Russians; a split in the group led bin Laden and the extremist faction of MAK to form al-Qaeda
50 reasons why Anwar cannot be the PM. He is not qualified to be P*%$ M#$. He's just the BogeyMan of the PM, haunting him with prophesies of takeovers by crossovers.

Of course anyone can be a PM,... except Anwar.
But who wants to be the Son-of-a-Bitch, make his/her mother a bitch, or bring shame to his/her mother? Mothers don't become bitches when they give birth to daughters. Interestingly, there seems to be no "daughters-of-a-bitch".

Just a simple test!

Now if the PM is a female, she can't be the SON-of-a-bitch unless she is a "PONDAN".
Just think for a moment, if we have a P = "Pondan" as a PM what would "M" stand for? Well "M" is "M". Now don't assume I am referring to Anwar in this regard. Its not proven, mere conjectures and he has refuted. If he is a "pondan" which the last PM painted him to be, then this PM wants to restore the failed proposition.

Have a go:-
1. M = Money.
2. M = Mahathir
3. M = MacDonalds
4. M = Monkey
5. M = Minister


Pick an answer in this objective question.
If you pick right you shall be the next PM.
How easy! Just a Simple strain on your brain to be the next PM. Perhaps the PM needs no brain, only a refrain:
(a refrain is a short part of a song, which is repeated many times ....or a comment or saying that people often repeat.... SUCH AS THERE IS STILL A LOT I NEED TO DO.) such as recycling "PONDAN", such as "work with me".

Make me laugh, .... be a PM. You will be the laughing stock to the NationS, judging by the way the present clown is dancing, singing or cajoling. Putting on his make- up will be the the joke of the Century.

If you think none of the above is the answer do not feel compelled to pick. If you do you shall be in Mission Impossible. It shall be self-destruct in 5 seconds. Then you shall be the next PM = Post Mortem.

However, if you do not pick an answer you cannot be the PM.
A PM needs to take a decision and have an answer in all circumstances and all situations, even if it be self-destruct.
A wrong answer is better than no answer.
A no answer is already an answer in the negative.
A deferred answer is a side-step.
Answering your own denial is a "flip-flop".

Of course anyone can be the PM. Full Stop. Whether minority group of whatever grouping. So long as you can flip-flop.

Bosses say "Go..."
Leaders say "Let's Go...."
God says "Let Go...."

Prime Minister says nothing ... its just my e....Go.
PM is an acronym for four letter words in Bolehland. All aspiring PM's are Puki maks. There you are.... double 4-letter words for PM. Perdana Menteri is just too clumsy to say and provides no clue of any sort as to what the damn Puki Mak is up to except he will make all Maks Puke, .... which now has become MP.

A flip-flop PM = MP

Now let's P.... eeee

What does P stand for?
....... To be continued in the rest room......! I need a pee. Yes, ... Pee Em. The PM does not give a shit how we fart. These 4-letter words are not foul words. These are the very character of all Politicians with Power. Power indeed corrupts. Corrupted things pong and become shit. The very food you pay for becomes shit which you again have to pay for in accordance to the laws of these corrupt cronies who will also charge you even for shit.
So who wants to be a PM? Every body in Bolehland is a PM = Pass Motion. After you have passed the buck you will quickly pass motion and make a disappearance, faster than David Copperfield.
The post of the Health Minister is always Chinese. Chinese eat shit and excrete food. That's efficiency, that's recycle. Chinese for PM? Chinese will carry all the shit for the Malay and very skilfully transform these to marketable fertiliser. So if anyone is jealous of the Chinese, don't be, unless you are prepared to be the beast of burden to carry the shit for the Prince of the Soil. Make him PM and who will carry shit for the shithead.
The Malays have yet to arrive at this recycling skill. This endangered specie has endangered itself by lording over others. Now the PM wants to pass the buck when the going gets rough.

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